{"id":695,"date":"2011-08-16T16:29:35","date_gmt":"2011-08-16T22:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/?p=695"},"modified":"2011-08-16T16:31:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-16T22:31:13","slug":"10-things-i-hate-about-being-pregnant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/?p=695","title":{"rendered":"10 Things I Hate about being Pregnant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1) People think I&#8217;m fat! No, seriously, people think I&#8217;m fat. I&#8217;ve never experienced this before, and it sucks! Straight up, hard-core sucks! <\/p>\n<p>2) People think they can say whatever they want to me and then blame my perfectly normal, sane reaction on my pregnancy hormones. It annoys the crap out of me! I just started saying the exact same thing back to people and then when they have the same reaction I do, I tell them that I don&#8217;t appreciate them telling me that any more than they appreciate me telling them the same thing. I would really like to know why people think it is ok to say stupid crap to pregnant women. <\/p>\n<p>3) When people tell me my whole world is going to change after Little Girl gets here. Um, DUH! Do you think I&#8217;m retarded and haven&#8217;t thought this through? Do you really think I don&#8217;t KNOW that? <\/p>\n<p>4) When people tell me what I should and should not be eating because I am pregnant. Especially MALE people. Especially MALE people who have never had a kid&#8230;.drives me CRAZY! <\/p>\n<p>5) When people tell me that I can eat whatever I want, or that I&#8217;m eating for two, or ask how it feels to be able to eat whatever I want. I CAN&#8217;T FREAKING EAT WHATEVER I WANT. YOU can eat whatever you want. I CAN&#8217;T. I CAN&#8217;T eat sushi. I CAN&#8217;T eat lunch meat (which I LOVE by the way!). I CAN&#8217;T eat feta cheese (which I LOVE by the way!). I CAN&#8217;T eat so many other things that I LOVE, and you CAN. So NO, I CAN&#8217;T eat whatever I want. Oh, and I only need 300 extra calories a day. 300, not 3,000. I have to eat even more healthy than I have ever done before, and oftentimes I just don&#8217;t feel like it. <\/p>\n<p>6) When people tell me what I should and should not be doing because I am pregnant. I am the pregnant one, not you. I am the one who feels my body and my baby, not you. I am the one who knows my limits, not you. If you don&#8217;t agree with me, get over it! I have done the research, and I have talked to MY Dr. I don&#8217;t give a crap what your Dr. or your pregnancy book says. I have looked up actual research articles, with the real numbers, and have done the math using those numbers. Have you? No, then don&#8217;t comment on what I do or don&#8217;t do just because I am pregnant. <\/p>\n<p>7) Not sleeping well.<\/p>\n<p>8) Weird dreams. I mean seriously weird dreams. <\/p>\n<p>9) Having people tell me that I&#8217;m really small for 7 months. Nope, I am normal for me, get over it! <\/p>\n<p>10) When all people talk about with me is Baby Girl. I DO think about other things you know! \ud83d\ude42 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1) People think I&#8217;m fat! No, seriously, people think I&#8217;m fat. I&#8217;ve never experienced this before, and it sucks! Straight up, hard-core sucks! 2) People think they can say whatever &hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","category-uncategorized","has-meta has-sticky-meta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravaeerickson.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}